Lies and Falsities On the Appalachian Trail

It’s all downhill from here
You’re almost there
20% chance of rain you’ll be fine
1 more mile
Anything above 20% weather means 100% for hikers
No, you smell great
It’s the cancer
Yeah, I’m hiking to a job, I got money comin’
It’s easy miles my grandma could do it
AWOL’s water sources
Its Just five minutes from town
Water’s just behind the shelter
Hiker friendly rates (rapes)
Hiker midnight at 9
There’s no firewood
At&t is a national phone service
Long term resupply
It gets easier
Its all flat
The smokies have bear issues
The approach trail counts
That won’t burn
The Wolfpack…insert something bad here

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